Wednesday, October 6, 2010

To All Rihanna and Eminem Wanabe's

The next person I hear humming "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, It's all right because I love the way you lie" is gonna get his or her ass set on fire - come on, I dare you. To all those dumb bimbo's who have been plaguing their twitter and facebook status updates - I'm talking to you.


There are just so many disturbing things about this crappy song.

Let's start from the most obvious part - what's the fucking meaning behind the lyrics? Is there some hidden meaning I don't seem to get? Is Rihanna trying to be sarcastic? Did she enjoy getting beaten by Chris Brown? Is she into fetishes that involve flames and lying? I don't get it.If she really did enjoy getting beaten by Chris Brown - shouldn't the charges againts Brown be dropped? He really doesn't look good in orange.

Now the second part, why the fuck is she making a song with Eminem? As talented as he is was, isn't the dude like a convicted wife beater? Doesn't he talk about killing his mom and fucking her up half the time in his songs? Didn't you just go through a really hard time with Chris Brown, Rihanna? Why in god's green earth would choose to do your next radio hit with a man who obviously has kicked the living shit out of one to many woman. 

(I own all of Eminem records by the way).

There's only one possible answer I can think off, this must be some kind of new-age psychiatric treatment programme for distressed artist.

American's - they'll do anything these days to sell a record!

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